Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013

Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

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by Cool kid 69420 September 25, 2020

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.
Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
by 4GSam October 15, 2011

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