Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

by aikiman January 25, 2012

International Hung Over Day

January 1st.

The first day of the new year. Usually starting about 12pm when people wake up from the parties with a hang over.

Also known as New Years Day.

Joe called me on International Hung Over Day just so he could torment me for having gotten drunk the night before.

by SeiichiSin December 31, 2010

hung like planet pluto

Would still cause massive damage if it crashed into Ur-anus.

You made fun of my cock and said I was hung like planet pluto. Then I crashed into Ur-anus and you need a brown boy time out.

by Poop Shoot Nation September 28, 2006

hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

Hung like a slut

A big, droopin and drippin, sloppy used up vagina

Hey how was Alisha?

Shit, bro. She was hung like a slut!

by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

pack of wolves, hung like a

To have a penis so large it can me mistakenly attributed to a collection of wolves or wolf-like creatures. Potentionally seen with Wolf Balls or a Wolf Crotch, or someone in wolf mode.

"That guy's pack of wolves, hung like a (sic), his erection is tearing his jeans!"

by norandomone October 1, 2006

hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.

I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.

by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013