Homo Hillbillis

You might be a Homo Hillbillis if your dog passes gas and YOU claim it.
by swimone April 04, 2015
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hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox
Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.
by The sexy beast ox February 04, 2018
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Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
by HillbillyDale7 June 06, 2018
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Hillbilly Pizza

When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.

"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"

- Some redneck.... probably
I would rather have a Hillbilly Pizza than eat your creampie Charlie.
by Mako (Pussy) Tsunami March 22, 2023
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Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
by Get Pecked September 11, 2019
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hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.
It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.
by J2theK13 December 07, 2024
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The Hillbilly Harmonica

The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.
by porkchopp69 November 09, 2020
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