Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 19, 2023
Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 26, 2011
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 31, 2023
The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020
A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
by candolol June 09, 2009
(Verb)
To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021
by 69sniffer November 08, 2020