When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.
"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"
- Some redneck.... probably
"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"
- Some redneck.... probably
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“What’s that?”
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by Ignominy January 30, 2023
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Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
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There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
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by Hot Dog Hillbilly Water January 27, 2024
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You’re at work: a customer is being rude from across the counter. As the customer walks away, you walk up to a coworker and say
“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”
Example 2:
She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.
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Example 2:
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