Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024

Halaf

The most gayest nigga you'll ever meet in the world.

James Charles's boyfriend frfr

"Bro, he's so gay"
"Yea he def a halaf"

by Urmumsbigfatcock69 March 1, 2024

Halaf

The gayest nigga on earth.
So gay he could be james Charles's boyfriend and make James charles straight.

"Yo that nigga so gay"
"Yea, he's definitely a halaf"

by Urmumsbigfatcock69 March 1, 2024

halalmaxxing

Being the most halal version of your self and making more halal choices

Ahmed: have you heard Khaled is halalmaxxing
Ismael: yes, wallah he's getting so many wives now

by Халал March 28, 2024

Halah

a very beautiful yet evil girl. Long brown hair, with big creepy brown eyes that she WILL use to deceive you. She bets on you and ridicules you behind your back, but will make sure to let you know that she loves you, even when she doesn’t. an Insecure narcissist sexy bitch that’s for sure.

Halah has a keen sense of awareness.. and a cute face

by N.A.Zed May 3, 2024

halalboyz

Food that will make you produce so much waste you'd have wondered how it fit in your butthole.

Shaan: Lets get some Halalboyz!
Stephanie: No, my stomach still hurts from last night!

by voltagehere May 9, 2024

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024