Electric guitar

an instrument you strum or finger the strings to make a legendary sound that can be altered in the slightest way to suit you and the way you like the sound

person 1: listen to me play my Electric guitar.

person 2: turn it down!!!!!!

person 1: -_-

by thebandcalledcookies April 13, 2022

One-handed guitar solo

Rigorous masturbation.

Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.

by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

by aaronehhh July 31, 2016

Guitar Hero

The most utterly absurd, profoundly lame and spectacularly inaccurate emulation of a real world activity, ever.

Steve: "Hey, I feel like a total fraud playing this Guitar Hero game."

Joe: "You are."

Steve: "It's fun though."

Joe: "Well, lots of things are fun, and most of them don't make you look like a complete fuckwit."

Steve: "Hahaha. Good call."

by John "The Axe Man" Doe March 13, 2008

Guitarmonies

A sweet pair of guitars making luscious melodies.

21st Streamline's guitar players can really play some sweet Guitarmonies!

by 21st Streamline January 26, 2011

Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.

"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."

by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011