bionic team of glory

a team of big hefty niggas that will exterminate any human at the sound of a whistle

he said what???? i’m calling the bionic team of glory right now

by goodjobmilkdud August 31, 2021

morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

afternoon glory

The combination of being a lazy fucker and the natural process of having a huge stonk on when you wake up.

This magical occurance can only happen after mid-day when one wakes up with a boner

Friend: That was some fun sleep over last night...
Me: Oh yeah, what time is it?
Friend: Uhm.... 12:30
Me: Cool, just so you know, I've got one BITCHIN afternoon glory raging on over here
Friend: ........Cool

by Mr.Sexycoolface August 10, 2009

Glory-hole

When as Mira (rainbow 6 siege) you're looking through a window and Maverick sneaks up under it proning, makes a hole to that same wall and shoots you through it.

"there's a glory-hole under bathroom Mira-window. I just got shot through it"

by justtriedtobefunnylol December 4, 2018

Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017

Morning former glory

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Guts before glory

Standing up for yourself, even if you're scared. It takes strength and guts to stand and have a voice. The glory comes when you become fearless and rise above the haters and you've achieved your own stand.

He was teased, bullied, sequestered which made him the odd one out and he became a coward and lied. Through his experiences he had enough, he now speaks and inspires standing his ground and that is Guts before glory.

by Devenshadows September 12, 2015