GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elphants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

by zoeema1 April 15, 2008

glompsterbate

to masturbate and eat food at the same time. may be used to fuel ones self and have fun.

dude i just glompserbated with my girl !
yay glompsterbate !

by asasinsquirell February 18, 2011

gloopy

icky sticky mucus, esp in the eyes

ugh I hate my cat, my eyes are so gloopy!

by linuxgeex June 19, 2014

glomit

Smooth, thick vomit with soft lumps in it. Typically the consistancy of bananas pureed in a blender.

Dude, you have glomit in your beard. At least you didn't puke any sharp edges like after the time we ate mexican.

by bob waevir May 23, 2006

Glop

The standard unit of measurement used to describe one "spurt" of cum.

"I think he really likes me Brenda, he hit me with about three or four glops last night!"

by SlapperOfHams May 10, 2015

con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008

Glop Lidded

When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.

She sucked me off then I glop lidded her.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009