Gemmyfag

A mean or sinister gemmy collector in the gemmy community.

Example: “I banned Snowy because he’s a gemmyfag”

by ChuckECheesr February 6, 2026

Gemmorexia

Definitions:

n. An insatiable, psychological appetite for the physical beauty and refractive properties of finished gemstones.

n. A form of aesthetic obsession where the subject values the possession of jewels for their intrinsic visual fire and mineral permanence, rather than their exchangeable monetary value.

Pronunciation: /ˌdʒɛməˈrɛksiə/ (JEM-uh-REK-see-uh) Etymology: Derived from Latin gemma (gem, jewel, precious stone) + Greek -orexia (appetite, longing, desire)

Literary Examples:

Mathilde Loisel (The Necklace by Guy de Maupassant)

Smaug (The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Gollum (The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Edmond Dantès (The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas)

Fafnir (Volsunga Saga / Norse Mythology)

"The dowager’s gemmorexia was such that she would spend hours in a darkened room, illuminated only by the rhythmic flash of her emeralds."

"Unlike the common miser who counts his coins, the dragon’s gemmorexia was fueled by the cold, unyielding brilliance of the diamonds beneath his scales."

by AaravM February 15, 2026

Gemmuhh

The correct spelling of the phonetic spelling of “ /ˈdʒem.ə/,” or “JEM-uh” which refers to a very nerdy girl who enjoys books a little too much.

Student 1: WHY IS THAT GIRL EATING HER BOOKMARK?!

Student 2: Oh that’s just Gemuhh

Student 1: I thought it was spelled “Jemma”

Student 2: No you stupid lard brain, its spelled “Gemmuhh”

by ThisIsn’tMeGuys! September 25, 2025

dead gemmies

Inflatable holiday yard decorations (most of which are manufactured by a company called 'Gemmy') without the blower motor on; the inflatables deflate and appear as flat, lifeless blobs on the lawn.

"Dude, their yard won first place in the neighborhood decoration contest, but when they turn the power off at night, it's just a graveyard of dead Gemmies."

by C Baker January 7, 2008

muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 June 10, 2016

forever germs

Germs coming from human feces, snot , and puke.

Keep your forever germs away from me.

by Crazy_asian01 June 7, 2016

muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016