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Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.
The customer has requested a future enhancement .
by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017
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future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.
jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.
by I'mHim August 24, 2023
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Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).
The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.
by prik kee noo November 30, 2022
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Future Star

Person 1: Hey Keira! What’s up?
Keira: not much, just preparing to be a future star
by WorldwideJk October 18, 2021
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Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
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would probably be called mocha and not born, maybe from the streets like rambo
big thigh maryooms future cat isnt latte so its not the best bs its good enough
by JassimF August 9, 2021
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