Getting FUDGE

When your exam results come through and they're pretty bad. F, U, D, G, E.

"Wow, man, I'm totally unprepared for the outside world now that I got FUDGE on my exams!"
"Getting FUDGE is the tough way of learning that life after school isn't easy-peasy..."

by n00bahontus September 4, 2009

Fudge Chuckler

A person that will shart in your face as you're eating their ass, and then have a good laugh about it

"Dude, Sydney invited me over to her place to fool around!"
"You might want to bring some mouthwash, I heard she's a fudge chuckler."

by MovieMuggin June 20, 2021

Impulse Fudge

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.

"Knock knock."
"Who's th-"
"Impulse fudge!"

by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

head fudge

head fudge = messed up, screwed, zombified.
messed up so bad that its as soft as sh!t.

My mind is total head fudge after last nights shindig dude

by Trixymixy August 14, 2010

Jersey Fudge

When you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of poop on the end of your finger

So old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger

by Jtjh April 15, 2017