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Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

A piece of shit that is not actually deserving of the name "Pizza." This is not pizza, it is a rock that has been painted red and brown/yellow. There is no reason for anyone to ever under any circumstance to consume this.
Nobody is that down bad to eat the shit that is Deep Dish Frozen Pizza.
by rec0885 December 7, 2021
mugGet the Deep Dish Frozen Pizzamug.

Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome

A mysterious disease recently discovered in the Halifax area that seems to affect the way an individual tastes food, causing them to seemingly prefer much less desirable dishes and make controversial statements on food in general.
Person 1: Strawberry milk stinks, chocolate milk is so much better!
Person 2:What the hell are you talking about, strawberry milk is so much better. You must have Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome, let's get you checked out.
by Dizzball November 6, 2021
mugGet the Canadian Frozen Brain Syndromemug.
Having unsafe sex with a frozen male cadaver.
Julian : I went skinny dipping in a frozen lake at the weekend.

Andre : You sick bastard.
by rureadyboots December 8, 2014
mugGet the skinny dipping in a frozen lakemug.

suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
by jjrubadub April 18, 2010
mugGet the suck the skin off a frozen chickenmug.

stuck in a frozen meat truck

Code word for dead. A reference to the 1990 movie Goodfellas, in which a dead body is locked in a frozen meant truck.
Jeremy got stuck in a frozen meat truck last night.
Her? She's stuck in a frozen meat truck.
by Dari Ludum April 21, 2015
mugGet the stuck in a frozen meat truckmug.

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
mugGet the blood drenched frozen tampon popsiclemug.
A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
by Coell June 13, 2006
mugGet the busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pondmug.

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