Verb
Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
by Coug737 October 1, 2018
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Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.
by Book God April 15, 2015
Get the Friend Zone Dodge mug.Getting neglected after confessing your love to someone and being told you are "better off as friends" or that they wouldn't like "ruining your friendship". You don't necessarily have to confess, the other person can simply say something like "you are like a brother to me" *ouch*
Guy 1: How did confessing your feelings to Sarah go?
Guy 2: She left me in the friend zone...
*world explodes*
Guy 2: She left me in the friend zone...
*world explodes*
by xoxo Meg November 19, 2016
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Its when a girl you like considers you only as a friend, and nothing more.
Sorry if you are in it, sorry man.
Its when a girl you like considers you only as a friend, and nothing more.
Sorry if you are in it, sorry man.
Ah! im in the friend zone!
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
Get the Friend Zone mug.The friend zone is when a guy or girl has confessed their feelings to their love interest and has been turned down. And instead has been given the option of “just being friends” Most of the time the person being told this is upset.
This term is often miss understood,and used by often by “nice guys ”/“nice girls” not all the time though.
The person who has been shot down is now in the “friend zone” can have one of two responses; 1) excepting the fact that the other person does NOT like the romantically back. Or 2) being a butt hurt little bitch and blasting out with aggression and anger often and insulting the other person.
This term is often miss understood,and used by often by “nice guys ”/“nice girls” not all the time though.
The person who has been shot down is now in the “friend zone” can have one of two responses; 1) excepting the fact that the other person does NOT like the romantically back. Or 2) being a butt hurt little bitch and blasting out with aggression and anger often and insulting the other person.
Option 1:
Guy: Hay I think I like you romantically, would you like to go on a date?
Girl: I am sorry, I don’t want to ruin our friendship,let’s just be friends
Guy: Oh ,I see, I respect you answer and we CAN stay friend
Option 2:
Guy: Hay I think I love you, would you like to go on a date?
Girl: Sorry, I don’t want to ruin our friendship,let’s just be friends
Guy: YOU FUCKING SLUT I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME I’M A NICE GUY BITCH I HOPE YOU GET BEAT UP AND DIE
In both situations the guy character has been friend zoned by the girl however how the guy reacted was wrong in the second scenario PLEASE DONT BE A PRICK JUST EXPECT THAT SHE STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND
Guy: Hay I think I like you romantically, would you like to go on a date?
Girl: I am sorry, I don’t want to ruin our friendship,let’s just be friends
Guy: Oh ,I see, I respect you answer and we CAN stay friend
Option 2:
Guy: Hay I think I love you, would you like to go on a date?
Girl: Sorry, I don’t want to ruin our friendship,let’s just be friends
Guy: YOU FUCKING SLUT I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME I’M A NICE GUY BITCH I HOPE YOU GET BEAT UP AND DIE
In both situations the guy character has been friend zoned by the girl however how the guy reacted was wrong in the second scenario PLEASE DONT BE A PRICK JUST EXPECT THAT SHE STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND
by Lazy_Cat January 14, 2019
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When someone wishes to pursue a romantic/sexual relationship with a friend, but the one who is being pursued keeps them as a friend.
It is also usually used as an excuse by shallow men who feel entitled to a relationship with the said friend just because they've been nice to them. It is also described by them as, "An inescapable hell."
Some women have been put in the friend-zone, but it's fairly rare.
It is also usually used as an excuse by shallow men who feel entitled to a relationship with the said friend just because they've been nice to them. It is also described by them as, "An inescapable hell."
Some women have been put in the friend-zone, but it's fairly rare.
"I told her I wanted to be her boyfriend, but then she put me in the friend zone. I wasted so much time on her!"
by Ninja Clan here I stand May 16, 2014
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