stanley

a sleek and skinny squirrel who looks like a sewer rat

"I hate Stanley so much."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special

Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022

Stanley Kuo

Genius.

Stanley Kuo is as smart as Albert Einstein.

by Just a genius August 6, 2022

Stanley

Stanley is one of the most loyal people you will encounter in this life. Loyal, as well as, genuine, kind, and over all the all-in-one package! Stanley's are very protective of what and who they love. They will go to the worlds end in order to protect that of which they cherish. Stanley's are very in tune with their natural ability to feel emotions to the fullest.- And not just their own; Stanley's are very excellent at "feeling the room" and being able to defuse situations with ease and grace. Due to this capability, Stanley's would make fantastic mediators, or even very fare law makers. Stanley's are natural born emotional, but also mental chameleons. Mentally, they can adapt to any situation or environment you put them in. There is just no failing for the Stanley's. Lol. If a Stanley falls into your life's path, keep him. They're hugs are addicting, taste of their kisses are intoxicating, and energy emitt warmth that is better than the summer sun at high point. One simply cannot help but to fall in love. Especially when getting lost in the awe-struck magnificent eyes. Stanleys have the best eyes hands down! There is so much to say about Stanley's, but overall, they are, or very well could be, a perfect reason to get up ever morning and to try the day :) so never loose a Stanley. Keep them close <3

Did you know that I love a Stanley? I do! Very much

by BeccatheWrecka June 14, 2022

Stanley

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.

"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."

"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."

by King 13 July 1, 2022