flexitarian

A person who will have sex with any hole.

-Why is Jerry having sex with the hole in the tree?
-Because he's a flexitarian.

by vulgarvegan September 16, 2006

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Flexting

The act of flirting within a text message.

To flext (verb)
Flexting (infinitive form)
A flext (noun)

We were totally flexting last night. I mean, he used a winky face emodicon. Can he be more forward?!

by Iggle Bear May 10, 2011

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flemingo

when you fuck your mom

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by Anonymous July 14, 2003

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Father Fleming

The priest of the catholic church based in the small town Flemington. He and his brother, Father Stewart, have been an example to all the people in this small town. These

Jason: Hey did you hear about Father Fleming?
Nick: Yeah he's a cunt

by Chaser 123 March 11, 2010

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The hacker alias given to this particular guy who absolutely LOVES to infiltrate school computer's while risking being expelled like the retard he is. Usually uploads .vbs files to the (t:) drive that will trick user's into beleiving it's a game or a picture, but will actually make your cd tray open and close repeatedly once clicked on. Pulls off many pranks from the command prompt window.

Student 1: "WHAT THE F#%* IS HAPPENING TO MY CD TRAY!?!?"

Student 2: "HEY MINE'S DOING THAT TOO!!!"

Teacher: "Did you click on the new dirtbike flash game added to the 'T Drive'?"

Students: "Uh. . . on accident."

Teacher: "Darn it! That stupid FLUXincinerator kid is foolin' with the system again!"

FLUXincinerator: *Evil Smile* >:D

by YouveJustBeenHacked January 27, 2010

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