cow-flap

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.

The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.

by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013

FLIPITY FLAPS

FLIPITY FLAPS can be anything that flips and flaps.For example the tesitcals, saggy old womens tits,etc

My flipty flaps has a small bump growing on the side of them

by DONALD December 16, 2004

Gunji Flap

The Gunji Flap is the weirdest piece of skin on a man's body. It is located below the testicles and above the taint. This flap of skin is known as the Gunji Flap.

Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.

"Dude! I was watching this movie with Tom Cruise and I noticed he had the hottest Gunji Flap!"

"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"

by ydooWoody May 2, 2012

flap Jacks

Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.

Also describes a flat ass

She should have wore a bra, without one her boobs look like flap jacks.

by kumquat87 October 19, 2009

Flapping Butthole

While having sexual intercoarse randomly jump on her face and thrust your ass cheeks back and forth repeatedly. Depending on the mood you may want to take a dirty shit while doing the flapping butthole.

Bowers got the nastiest flapping butthole ever. Afterward he had a shit stain on his cheek for a week.

by NIGGA FUCK October 14, 2007

Flap scraping

Flap scraping occurs after many hours of continuous sexual intercourse, when the female vagina will be unable to produce any more juices and dry up, creating a scraping sensation for both parties.

"Dude, she kept me up till 7am, did some hardcore flap scraping that night"

by Boycy September 29, 2004

Sausage Flaps

1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.

2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.

Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!

by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009