five finger fiesta

the art of male masturbation. see also booping the bishop, flogging the dolphin, spanking the monkey

That party was boring so I went home and had myself a little five finger fiesta.

by phil winkler December 19, 2004

fiesta de chorizo

see sausage fest

Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.

by crack January 26, 2004

First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad

Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...

by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010

Firetruck

A truck that goes" Weeeeee Wooooo". it is used to take out California fires and other fires but mainly California fires

i=Is that a firetruck ?

by Firetruck538 January 11, 2021

firetruck

another word for fuck.It starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"
orginally from smosh

watch them on youtube

Teacher:you failed your math test

kid: FIRETRUCK!

by Nashary! August 28, 2010

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

first love

the first person you ever had feelings for. It doesn't matter if it happened when you were five, or fifty-five. It doesn't matter if he or she loved you back. All that matters is that at one point in time, he or she was the first person you ever loved and wanted to be with.

I may be a senior in high school, but I remember my first love. I met him in pre school and I still have extreme feelings for him...even though he doesn't love me back.

by NaomiKathryn March 25, 2007