Bieber Fever

A particularly virulent strain of super AIDS discovered in the late 2000s. Etiologically speaking, it is thought to be transmitted by the vacuous, semen receptacle and proud walking advertisement for abortion that is Canada's own trainwreck, Justin Bieber. Symptoms include:

- In men, the loss of external genitalia, and displays of extreme faggotry are the first signs of the onset of this disease. This is accompanied by trying to dress like the tool (saggy pants that make it look like you just shit yourself anyone?), and using words like "Swag" like a retarded sheep.
- Hemorrhaging of the ears
- Explosive diarrhea
- Projectile vomiting
- Crysturbating in a dark room to Justin Bieber posters and blowup dolls that you shamelessly hide from your parents
- Atrophy of higher cortical structures in the brain. Global signs of dementia and profound mental regression are extremely common in later stages. Critical-thinking faculties are the first thing to go, followed by grammatical processing, spelling, and response inhibition. The loss of response inhibition manifests as Tourette's-like outbursts against anyone who has enough brains to dislike the turd, usually to this other person's amusement. Eventually, the patient's cognitive faculties are all but lost, rendering them zombies.

Other symptoms include everyone who hasn't caught it finding you insufferably obnoxious and wanting nothing to do with you anymore.

There is no known cure for Bieber Fever that results in the patient surviving. The only known way to cure Bieber Fever completely is with a bullet to the head.

by Dr. Snark, PhD December 1, 2013

baby fever

the strong desire of making or having babies because you're horny af and u think babies are so fucking cute and you'd be a great baby mama ans ur partner a wonderful baby daddy

girl: ughh babe my baby fever is so intense rn

by nayaxx March 2, 2020

White Fever

When a black woman is extremely attracted to white guys or a black man extremely attracted to white girls and vice versa

Nia-damn all these white boys are fine as hell

Kourtney-you are maybe diagnosed with White Fever

by LA Rider May 4, 2016

spring fever

Excessive horniness eclipsed by post nasal drip.

Were it not for batteries and antihistimines, my spring fever would be unbearable.

by Jennifer Callan May 8, 2005

Bieber Fever

An extremely deadly STD or fever. Early forms started showing up in Stratford, Ontario Canada(mid 1993) after a woman by the name Patricia Lynn Mallette allegedly had sexual intercourse with a mentally retarded chimp and produced a high pitched, homosexual, mentally retarded son, known as Justin Bieber. Patricia is known worldwide for creating the disease and there had been many assassination attempts on her after numerous VHS tapes that had videos of her having sex with the chimp. The disease has notably started on March 1st, 1994 but it was a small concern after not many had symptoms. However on January 15th, 2007 a small spike of the disease had started in parts of the US and Canada. Between then and July 2011, over 500 million cases had been reported, all from girls between the ages of 3 and 100 and some rare cases from gay males, with parents becoming extremely terrified of their daughters actions and resorted to murdering them, locking them in a room or closet, throwing them out on the street, selling them or basically doing anything to get rid of the girl to prevent the spread of the disease. As of now, there are no cures. There is no hope for humanity. All we can do is blame that one Canadian woman and the child she produced with the chimp.

Parent - Oh my God, please help my pre-pubescent daughter! She has Bieber fever.

by 33y3yirp4 July 10, 2011

Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.

Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.

by jbszee March 14, 2009

font fever

In instant messaging, when one copies and pastes into an IM and for the rest of the conversation (or until he or she closes the IM window), his or her typing is stuck in the font and/or color of the pasted selection. Often abbreviated as "ff."

(In this example, CAPS lock denotes a different font)

Laura821: Hahaha look! JONAS BROTHERS' MOM SAYS 'THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE DESIRES.'

Laura821: MAYBE THOSE FIVE YEAR OLDS WILL GET TO BANG THEM AFTER ALL

Laura821: AW MAN, FF. I'VE CAUGHT THE JOBROS' FONT FEVER.

by feveredtypist June 15, 2009