Faceadilla

Faceadilla: To face bang a mexican woman, leaving a nice facial glaze.

I could'nt help but ask that intern for a facedilla.

Hey after your done cleaning my house, how about a nice faceadilla?

by Fowler217 April 2, 2009

/facehair

An unholy attempt in which an uneducated mother attempts to create a new *facepalm*

Mother: What's a facepalm?
Awesome child: /me facepalms.
Mother: Can you do a /facehair? ;D
Awesome child: No, no, Mum you can't.
Mother: It's just a sugge-
Awesome child: GET THE FUCK OUT

by homohomohomohomo. July 30, 2009

von facial

A sexual act involving two men who perform oral sex on each other while concurrently stimulating each other's anus and then proceed to defecate and ejaculate simultaneously on the other's face. Usually performed at events in front of large audiences, such a concert or poetry reading. In such a case, members of the audience will often be invited to engage in the activity.

Wow Rick, that band put on quite a show! I wonder if they'll invite us up for a von facial now!

by Norm the Sparrow September 26, 2006

scarlet facial

a facial, possibly even the result of bukkake, that is worn out in public (possibly forcedly so) as a badge of shame for being a slut.

a reference to that high school literature class required reading, "the scarlet letter," which is all about a 17th century skank that learns her place.

I could still smell another man on Sarah, so I nailed her til I was ready to give her a scarlet facial. She was pretty embarassed when she saw her 11th grade literature teacher at the gas station on the way home.

by fistsandhearts May 3, 2011

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

Nissan fachler

A perfect guy, nissan fachler is like what happend if an angel had sex with a godess he is good at everything and know every thing he thinks he is a god .but nobody knows for sure

Stop it you are not

Nissan Fachler stop thinking you're the best

by Godofnissans May 13, 2020

facade

A specialty; something someone is, or one could be, very good/skilled at. It can be used to replace the word "thing" when deemed acceptable by the user.


(origin- began slang use by THE iZzy)

person 1:"Kip why don't you play baseball."
Kip: "It's just not my facade ."

friend 1: "Dude, you are so good at that."
dude: "Yeah I know, it's my facade ."

by iZzy Zainea January 15, 2009