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Don't fuck around on me

A phrase you say to a friend or partner when you don't want them to do something they'll regret.
Michelle: I'm going out tonight!
Partner: Don't fuck around on me.
Michelle: Of course I won't.
by fakedrip June 24, 2016
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Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
by kws53 May 13, 2011
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fuck me up fam

A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get
Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.
by Reid Furlong December 28, 2016
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Fuck me in the beard

The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation
YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you

Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard
by Jamesthegreat52 January 23, 2009
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Fuck me harder daddy

a word a woman will shout during sexual intercourse or sex when she wants her lover to go harder
I moaned as he fucked me hard then i shouted. "fuck me harder daddy" When i got close to my orgasm
by JaredIsLovely December 28, 2017
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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style December 14, 2008
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