Elephonkeys

1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.

2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.

3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.

3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of an Elephant, big Donkey ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.

4. White guy with a "third leg" penis.

Simple... we will just use the Elephonkeys and Donkephants through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

Elephant Cheeks

Cheeks that are so big they are often mistaken for ones of an elephant.

Hey Dimitri "Snipe" you have a bowl cut and elephant cheeks nuff said.

by bowlcutrandom July 1, 2009

elephantory

of elephant nature.
relating to or using a long, elephant nose like object.

This cock through the zipper is rather elephantory.

by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010

Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010

elephant paw

noun: last resort description for a woman's crotch area when "camel toe" or "moose knuckle" won't do.

"Camel toe, moose knuckle? That bitch's got a fuckin elephant paw. I bet her pussy's so big that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you won't fall in!"

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

elephophilia

A special form of beastiality where a human has sexual relations (oral or genital) with an elephant. There are only two recorded diagnotions of this.

Drew Brees has elephophilia

by u no me ;) October 26, 2010

elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012