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dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age
Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!
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Dusty Vagina

1. Usually meaning that a female or shemale hasnt been fucked for a very long period of time for some reason or another and her vagina becomes obsolete.

2. The vagina becomes very dusty and decrepid because it hasnt been fucked in so long.

3. A vagina that was fucked so much that it burnt out like an old tv, and it can no longer be used, so it becomes dirty and decaying.
Damn motherfucker! Your pussy is wack! You got one of those Dusty Vaginas! That shit needs to be upgraded with some 21st century cock!
by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster November 6, 2007
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dusty trim

Dusty trim. Defining someone with with a bad hair cut, unusual hair cut or a hair cut the person has had a long time.
Did you see his dusty trim? He should change that, it looks horrid.
by Nutin but real talk March 5, 2018
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Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.
"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"
by Singing Richard December 18, 2014
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Dusty Davis

A sex move where you use an obese person's second and third (or more) chin as the means of stimulating your penis. Also known as a neckjob.
Man, fat old Betty Sue gave me the best Dusty Davis ever last night in the barn!
by Baulten July 24, 2012
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Dusty Diamond

Sorry to hear you two broke up! You should come where I live, there are plenty of dusty diamonds to choose from!
by neoikon37 February 23, 2007
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Dusty Jellyfish

I had some nice dusty jellyfish last night.
by Niles Jones May 2, 2010
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