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driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.
"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."
by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021
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Voting Drive

Where someone drives you out of state to register to vote so you can vote multiple times and/or illegally. Used to get around voting requirements including felony charges, recent incarceration and/or questionable citizenship.
Did you hear ACORN is sponsoring a Voting Drive, they are going to bus us up to Ohio so us peeps doing soft time can take an active role in deciding who is going to be prez.
by Robert Dotras February 20, 2009
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drive-by-the-way

A set of seemingly innocuous questions, usually appearing at a time when an email thread appears to be resolved, not necessarily from one's management chain, derailing any semblance of a process of executing against deadlines.
Engineer A: How's your project going?
Engineer B: It's not, I got drive-by-the-wayed by Product Managers all day.
by Sir Splainmore November 5, 2014
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Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.
"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."
by Trucker 4 Life February 12, 2010
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Drive-By Fratting

1. An incident that occurs when an SUV (usually a Chevy Tahoe) full of young, upper middle class white males who belong to a sort of "gang" called a fraternity, pulls up and the occupants throw beer cans, golf balls, and/or verbal insults at a victim and then peels away.

2. The victim is usually called a "fag" yet is not necessarily, nor often an actual homosexual. The irony is that the victim is called a "fag" by 4-5 males crammed closely together in the backseat of a vehicle.

3. Drive-by frattings while similar to drive-by shootings in style, are not actually harmful, just like frat boys unlike gang members are not actually tough. At worst victims have their self esteem hurt for 2.5 seconds.

4. Oxford, Mississippi is the "South Central LA" of Drive-by frattings. Please use caution when walking, biking, or jogging through such areas.
Screeeeeeech....."hey faaaaaaaaaggggggg!......wooooohoooo!!!!!" screeeeeeeeech (call peels off)

Victim One: "Did someone just through a Titlelist at me?"

Victim Two: "Yeah, good thing they throw like fags"

Victim One: "Must have been a drive-by fratting"
by LordLoudoun December 2, 2011
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drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.
I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.
by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014
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Spencer's drive

Term used to refer to a task which has become overly protracted through no fault of your own.
I can't come to hockey tonight as im still waiting for the plumber to fix my radiator.

Bloody hell, that's like Spencer's drive!
by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021
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