magic dragon

the art of smoking cannaibas

last night I puffed the magic dragon

by baxter October 29, 2003

dragon dog

The combination of a mullet and a frullet haircut on a single person. Only worn by the bravest of men who have no ambition to ever get laid.

tony: "wow! look at that dragon dog."
Paul: "Yeah, haha he must be from Penrith."

by manno7 April 24, 2008

Ease the Dragon

To jack of after a long time of sexual inactivity until ejaculation.

Joe needed to ease the dragon after winning a contest of going 40 days and 40 nights with a sexual release.

by Lothar of the Hill People March 2, 2009

Dragon Purse

An infected vagina that suffers from dragon-like symptoms, I.e. Fire breath, scales, etc.

I haven't puked that much since I got a face-full of Chelsea's Dragon Purse

by Tony RBS November 4, 2014

Fat Dragon

a person who is on the larger side that believes eating chinese food will make them skinny

P1: Look at her!
P2: Who? The Fat Dragon?
P1: Yeah, she has been dressing like a all american school girl this week!

by TOPthreesome July 5, 2016

Dragon Snatch

When a girl queefs and it stinks like dragon breath. Halitosis of the cunt. A pussy that smells like a rotting corpse in the summer. Rancid snatch.

As soon as she peeled off her panties, the whole room became filled with Dragon Snatch.

by Inspector Vaget December 8, 2018

Sperm Dragon

When you're deepthroating someone and you have to sneeze, then they hold your head down to prolong their orgasm causing you to shoot sperm out of your nose like a dragon.

So I was giving Tyler a blowjob and he was a bitch and made me give him a sperm dragon

by Indec1sive November 13, 2019