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dynamic douche bags

A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.
So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?

Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
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Douche Bag Fag

Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).
"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."
by He of One Letter May 21, 2009
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Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
by karment August 26, 2010
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Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.
Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.
by Mibewt December 29, 2009
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pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)
"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."
by derek June 19, 2006
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emo douche bag

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.
If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.
by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
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step douche-bag

That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!
Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat
Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...
by cheypie101 February 11, 2010
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