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shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.
That bike seat went up my shocker dock.
by Knutmeg June 28, 2014
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Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.
He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.
by innovayahead November 16, 2014
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metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis
Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 26, 2013
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chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
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dock fucker

Some one who has sex with a literal dock and gets splinters in their dick casing deep pain in the foreskin
by magical baby fetus June 9, 2019
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Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.
The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.
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Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
by SebiBaby May 27, 2018
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