Diving bell

If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into meIf i stare into the abyss will it stare into me

Me:have you heard the song diving bell by statset
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....

by Halinthesea April 25, 2022

drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

by mustang maniac April 21, 2010

Shy diving

to give head to a stranger

I just met this chic and she went shy diving first thing!

by Silky Jones February 27, 2015

Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

nose-dived

When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.

Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 February 26, 2016

diving shit

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.

Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.

by Clese March 31, 2018