A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.
by Ceyhan August 27, 2004
Get the dingleberries mug.When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.
This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.
This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.
"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"
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1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.
2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."
2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
by underwatrdrummr September 1, 2011
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Get the dingleberries mug.Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.
by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010
Get the Dingle Dangle mug.Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.
Pretty nasty, eh?
Pretty nasty, eh?
by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005
Get the dingle nuts mug.a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.
by nilly jean June 2, 2008
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