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Ding Dong

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.
by Ty Track March 30, 2017
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face
Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged
by Lez big August 31, 2020
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DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can
on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong
by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023
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Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people
by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025
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Ding dong

When your so idiot there's no other way to describe you
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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Ding dong

The Yr7 HOY 2019 that everyone hates at st Leonard’s. She dates coony and she is so bent. She loves report cards
Persia: ding dong your a prick

Ding dong: sorry but coony spikes me and your on green now
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
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