message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.

Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011

Sex on Decks

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

middle decker

Related to the upper decker, this is when you take a crap onto the closed lid of a toilet. It gives a quicker reaction than an upper decker, while not being as damaging in the long run.

"Yo, Johnny left a middle decker on our only toilet! Now I gotta use the bushes!"

by Detonatornova June 26, 2006

on deck

To be in possession of drugs with the intent to sell.

"Hey, where can I find some weed?"
"Mitch is on deck."

by briskisgoodforu September 14, 2009

on deck

Can be used as a question or statement of who is or should be next or aks the question of what's coming up.

This phrase is an old shipping term. It was used to find out who was or was supposed to be on guard, doing duties, etc. This term later moved into the realm of baseball and is still used to this day as a description of who's going to be batting next.

"Let's get this line move'n people. Who's on deck?"

by Meeco26 August 10, 2004

deck

to beat someone up, or to attack someone, knocking them to the ground.

Mike just decked Albert. I think he broke his arm.

by Joe February 11, 2003

black and decker pecker wrecker

From audience participation in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. When dinner (E.T.'s head, or Madonna's clit, or Meatloaf, depending on what the audience says) is served, as the carver slices the meat, the audience yells this.

It's the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker! It slices, it dices, it even circumcizes!

'Forth' skin, congratulations, you're Jewish! Fifth skin, congratulations, you're a woman!

by rsog2000 September 10, 2008