David

David is an idiot.
"Look at David! What an idiot!"
by strawberrysugar September 16, 2020
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A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.
"Hey David. You are a nerd bent on world domination."
by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 18, 2010
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a true bad ass how care for only his closest friends and family usually good looking and smart o and a total ASSHOLE
dude did you hear what David told his boss about not letting him go home cuss his mom was sick
by the asshole name david January 31, 2012
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Wow, that David sure is awkward.
by dwillis December 26, 2010
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He is one of the most beautiful souls you will ever meet. He is super quirky, dorky, and funny. He loves dancing and has the cutest little smile! When he smiles, he smiles so big that he gets these adorable little wrinkles by his eyes. Ohhh man those eyes! He has brown eyes, but they aren't just plain old brown eyes. They are the most beautiful, twinkling, dark, and mysterious eyes ever! His laugh is super quirky, but so cute! He has long, golden brown hair that he parts in the middle. It puts 90's leo dicaprio to shame!His charm gets you the fastest! He loves to talk about his travels and goals in life. Super smart and super funny too! That boy can make you laugh!!!
Wow, he's such a David
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I hate David
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92% of choice for asian parents to name their kids david
hey asian kid wats ur name?Its david
by asianboi July 11, 2008
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