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Salad date

A date with a new person, that is more casual than dinner, but more formal than coffee.
"We just got back from a salad date."

Can be heard on the show Scream Queens.
by Gleebic December 5, 2015
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Call of Du-date

When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.
Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?

Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.

Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??

Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.

Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.

Tod: It's a call of du-date.

Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
by pureglaucoma January 5, 2011
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$8.00 Date

Between two men where one man needs lunch money, and the other wants a mental snapshot of the other's anus.

The rules are simple. For $8.00, one man spreads his cheeks and the other gets a 15 second peek at his hole.

You can look, but don't touch.
"Hey Brian, you want an $8.00 date?"

"Sure Tom."

Brian pays Tom $8.00, and Tom spreads his cheeks for 15 seconds. Win-win.
by None4MeThanks January 8, 2011
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Danesha

Danesha is pretty much one of the coolest people you will ever meet, she's a great listener, and can sometimes be sassy. Danesha's are often picky eaters though.
Danesha doesn't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because she hates food.
by noodlesalad March 23, 2009
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slut date

A girl that lets you fuck her without you really knowing her.
by JayDay October 13, 2006
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Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.
by Scott Boose April 17, 2008
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bitch date

When a guy thinks he's going out to a date with a girl, but it turns out she just wants to "hang out and chat" like he's one of the girls.
So I went out with Sarah, but it turned out to be a bitch date. All she did was talk about girl stuff and asked me how to ask out my friend.
by Mister Darcy December 8, 2005
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