Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

fleggin dander

The act of flying your flag between your balls and your ding a ling

Im so confident that im right that i would fleggin dander on it

by Fleggin Believe It May 21, 2016

Belt dander

1: When you have sex with your pants still on and the sex juice dries on your belt, becoming white and flaky.

2:Pubic dander that has fallen on and attached itself to a belt.

I just fucked that girl in the urinal, now I got mad belt dander bruh!

Queefbiscut

by Tranquilstillbirth March 26, 2016

devil dander

When it snows in the south.

Man I woke up and that devil dander was falling out of the sky sure to cripple all movements and make a run to the grocery store for bread and milk.

by PrVol February 25, 2017

crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.

Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass

by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018

Impatient Daan

Someone who doesn’t want to listen and wants to skip to the point. Typically a Dutch man who has little tolerance for people who do things or speak in a slower and focused manner.

Person 1:
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’

Person 2

‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....

Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1

Person 1

‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.

Person 2

‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.

Person 1

Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.

by Toffee&Pecan January 1, 2019