Craig

Craig is the guy that puts on a show like he is somebody when reality he lives off his mamma. Craig is the guy that like to have sex with the ugliest and nastiness hoes on earth. Craig is the guy that will do what ever craig needs to do to make Craig happen. Craig is the guy who clams to to someone he is not.

I met Craig he talked alot of game and come to find out he ain't shit.

by Notstupidanymore April 17, 2019

Craig Casto

A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.

me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb

spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got

turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.

by baked.tater March 19, 2022

dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars

"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."

by alive craig February 19, 2022

Frickin Craig

The description you would give about a friend or coworker who looks like reject jesus also known as Craig Christ. Typically long hair with lil to no facial hair.

Guy 1: Hey who you working with today?
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.

Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.

by Beennnn October 27, 2011

Craig Hepburn

The Biggest Legend In The World he is very cool

See That Craig Hepburn I Wish I Was Him

by dick of the day May 2, 2010

Cap'n Craig

A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.

Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.

by juicyjay0893 September 16, 2018

Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011