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Cougar Stomp

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.
1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital
by Brad Swift November 15, 2010
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cougar rider

A younger guy who hunts for the cougar ladies.
The young crew member is a cougar rider. Last night he tamed a cougar after meeting her in the casino bar.
by cougarcrew March 6, 2013
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Cougar Flaps

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.
Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.
by Demfcane August 18, 2015
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Smooth Cougar

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.
by Honeycutt October 6, 2016
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cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.
Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.
by elive May 29, 2017
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Grade Cougar

A woman who is romantically, sexually, etc. involved with someone who is at a younger grade then themselves -- typically women named Emilia are in this category
"Oh did you see that senior and her junior boyfriend?

"Yea, she is such a grade cougar"
by abbey09 March 5, 2018
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cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.
Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.
by Emcata June 24, 2016
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