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anus corking cat raper

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.
Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.
by Bobby jack butt snack October 5, 2009
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Corinda

A Corinda is the name of the most annoying sister on the planet.
If you have a sister named Corinda, count on having the most screwed up childhood!
Me: my sister is so annoying! ! !

Friend: sounds like you have a Corinda.
Me: I know, it sucks! My parents like me way better.
by Spenny88 July 21, 2016
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Corking

To interrupt your partner’s fart by sticking your dick in their ass.
Tina and I had Taco Bell yesterday and I was corking her all night!
by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020
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Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
by derpsalot August 30, 2010
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Corbin Tweedie

A guy that is amazing and loving, he is a military type of guy, strong willed, handsome, cute, and the funniest most outgoing guy in the world. He can always make someone smile when theyre down and he knows a certain girl inside and out. He would fight for what he loves no matter what. He is also big on religion. He loves all that is close to him, but he trust few people. He also has a girl that loves him dearly no matter what. Love you (:
Person: Wheres Corbin Tweedie?
Corbin: *yelling at random people*
Person: oh ._. found him. haha
by Lizzybeth95 November 13, 2011
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Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*
by Jakercut August 18, 2016
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Cornish Lifeguard

Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.
First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.
by The Cornish Lifeguard. September 29, 2010
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