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Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom
by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020
mugGet the Croc Condommug.

Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.
My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.
by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018
mugGet the Controller Condommug.

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.
I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.
by Erkh April 22, 2014
mugGet the condom buddiesmug.

Cuddle condom

When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom
by Bellsebub August 29, 2019
mugGet the Cuddle condommug.

italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom
by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020
mugGet the italian condommug.

Cultural Condom

When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.
Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!
by TDog August 20, 2013
mugGet the Cultural Condommug.

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