Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.

bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom

by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020

Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011

Broken condom

unwanted baby or a mistake

a Broken condom how Jose Florentino got here

by gamingkid March 29, 2018

Cuddle condom

When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”

You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom

by Bellsebub August 29, 2019

Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms

Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies

by 4seasons November 16, 2019

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014