Clean the fridge

Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.

John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.

by Johnny Bender July 23, 2011

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Get the Clean the fridgemug.

clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.

Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.

by FarashaSand December 20, 2008

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Get the clean stealmug.

clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.

"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*

by vengefuII June 30, 2016

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Get the clean cuddlesmug.

Mr. Clean

That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.

"i love Mr. Clean so much"

by goth coot September 24, 2020

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Get the Mr. Cleanmug.

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019

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Get the clean meatmug.

Clean Jean

This is when you put your girl face down with a pillow under her hips. Then you fill her ass with four ounces of gel hand sanitizer. Then you do her in the ass. Just as you are about to nut, you scream “Clean Jean”.

Last night, My neighbor heard me finish my Clean Jean.

by Gas man. June 5, 2020

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