Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.
"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."
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May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
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Get the Chronic Flush mug.People who obsessively join any group on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.
*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*
Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.
Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.
*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."
And the cycle continues
Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.
Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.
*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."
And the cycle continues
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