Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.

There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery

by Box brigade June 8, 2018

Chris

An idiot who can't spell

dude 1 - haha he failed the english test
dude 2 - he must be a chris

by Eric da boob October 16, 2008

Chris

A pussy-boy that doesnt make a move on girls at the right time and waits till its waay too late.

No, nothing happened last night, what do you expect its Chris.

by niceboysfinishlast August 3, 2008

Chris

Man with a Micro Penis

Yooooo my girl said I have a Chris, My life is over

by socratesishere1984 November 25, 2014

Chris

A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.

Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!

by loltrain69 August 31, 2011

Chris

Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.

That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid

by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009

Chris

That one homie looking extra submissive and breedable with his massive man boobs and ingrown cock

I wanna fuck that blob of jelly Chris.

by AsianKKK November 13, 2021