Children

1. A delicious meal
2. Basement property
3. Children are annoying petty little creatures who will beg for robux, if you see one, run away, if you gave birth to one, go fuck yourself, literally, buy a sex toy and fucking yourself with it. Come the age of 10 children start making sex jokes and will start having anal sex with a 68 year old man on "ROBLOX ESCAPE BOSS BABY EVIL GRANNY TIKTIK TIK TOK BALDI BASOC EVIL GUEST 666 FREE ROBUX OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY OBBY" and they are dream stans. This is why you should have locked them in the basement or eaten them.

1. "Ayo I had kentucky fried children tonight"
2. "Baseball bat"
3. "NO MORE POPPY PLAYTIME HUGGY WUGGY FORTNITE ROBUX OBBY"

by Sussybaka12345 March 5, 2022

Children Of The Corn

When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.

My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.

by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022

purple children

Kids who do drugs like drink lean etc

they drink lean almost everyday ,mayen they are some purple children

by Cocaine baby May 16, 2015

Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement

I have a Mongolian children on my basement

by MEJION July 6, 2020

planned unwanted children

A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".

As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.

If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.

by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014

(C.O.G.)Children of God

Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.

(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.

by HIS SON 12 May 15, 2016

sire of the children

The Father or head of the house. Usually enforces the rules upon children.

"Wow those kids are so respectful and kind!"

"That is because the Sire of the Children makes them follow the rules."

by Vy365 February 2, 2017