matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

Average chainsaw man fan

A guy who’s taste is so fucking bad that you want to rip your organs out.

Guy 1: “omg he’s a fan of chainsaw man and he likes it!!! He has bad taste and I wanna rip out my organs!!!”

Guy 2: “aren’t all the females grown ass adults and denji is 16???? What the hell!!”

Guy: “he’s an average chainsaw man fan dude.”

chainsaw fan man: “nooooo stopppp *pouts* I’m not a gooner grrrrr…. You guys just don’t get it.”

by The #1 dick sucking machine January 15, 2026

breaking the chains

a song by the heavy metal band Dokken

Jim have you recently listened to breaking the chains?

what.

by jayjay24 November 26, 2009

Gotta Get The Chains

You say it in a high pitched but stressed voice to represent your feelings.

Ben: Check it out tom, I got the chains!
Tom: How?
Ben: Gotta get the chains!!!

by ireallydontknow820 April 23, 2018

Jaws Runs Like A Chainsaw

(1) To be very talkative
(2) A busybody
(3) A gossiper are a rumor spreader

Wendy Williams jaws runs like a chainsaw

by EmJayee January 28, 2020

8,000 chains

A fancy way to say 100 miles for those who love numbers, especially big numbers.

Where can we go within 100 miles of home?

8,000 chains? How about New York City!

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021

Alice In Chains

Gods of Grunge

Alice In Chains is the best of their genre

by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022