Carcanague

Teacher who lies about his life experiences. Example of stories that aren't true are his antics in Damascus, Denmark, and Poland. Often reffered to as "Gue" by Cricket buddies and students who mock him.

"Gue told us another story about how he saved the world from mutant aliens from Cyprus."

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

hot cereal

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer except that the person eats lots of fiber (such as cereal) the day before. When the person shits, hot wet shit flies everywhere.

Two days ago my husband ate 6 cups of cereal for breakfast. Last night when we were having sex he blew hot cereal all over me.

by Poul P March 17, 2008

for cereal

The combination of SErious and for REAL.

JaJa: Xbox 360s went on a recall because Mexicans made it.
GenGen: Lolz... for cereal?
JaJa: yah
GenGen: pwned

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

Ceragem

Ceragem is a bed built by Korean scientist that uses jade and extreme heat to make your back ache and skin burns.

Ceragem, isn't that the bed built by Korean scientist that uses jade and extreme heat to make your back ache and skin burns?

by Jas H September 18, 2005

cereal date

A term used to describe a platonic friend situation which the female misconstrues as romantic.

Katie had a crush on Kip and when he came over one night to eat cereal after the bar, she thought it was a date. She told her friends they went on "cereal dates".

Rob told Earl that a girl was stalking him; Earl told Rob that they probably went on a cereal date.

by misselle April 27, 2008

Tear Up Some Ceramic

When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.

I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.

by Eric K Anderson September 30, 2007

milk before cereal

simply adding milk into the bowl before cereal.

Want some milk before cereal, I'm too lazy to make food.

by Milk before Cereal January 16, 2018