frozen carl

Take a shit. Place the log in the freezer. Once frozen, take it out and proceed to fuck her with it.

I did my girl good with a frozen carl.

by BigRed1 November 24, 2013

carl adams

the geordie look alike of chewbacca

omg is tht chewbacca no thts carl adams or carlso adamso

by carlso adamso January 13, 2009

carl logic

Compleately retared statement that rejects all comon sense and anything that would work properly, one step sideways of girl logic...

that light bulb is in the toilet, chevy is the best car ever it cant be beat by anything in a race but it really sucks. the wind blows left but the box explodes carl logic

by lee susanes January 11, 2011

Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.

"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)

by kevside January 23, 2006

Carl Astbury

Someone who has massively large pectorals muscles, strong enough to bench-press 2 cows, WITH NO ARMS.

This person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have sex 24/7.

Guy 1: Dude! Did u see that guy with no arms having sex in public with that blond chick, while bench-pressing 2 cows and drinking Monster through his soda hat?

Guy 2: Ya, he was Carl Astbury

by Destructo Man of Spaghetti April 22, 2011

Carl Bomb

When a co worker uses the company can and makes loud farting and poo noises while they are dropping their deuce.

Did you hear Joey J's Carl Bomb this morning

by Craig Drizzle December 13, 2008

BIG CARL

It's a codeword to tell you friends that you farted when you don't want others to know (the girls).

Hey man, "Big Carl" is here. or Did "Big Carl" just come over?

by Raintree 129 November 5, 2009