Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009

Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014

super panda buffet

a phenominal chinese buffet in the pacific view mall in ventura, CA. known for being cheap and delicious.

friend1: do you want to drive down to super panda buffet after school?
friend2: definitely, it is completely worth the 45 minute drive!

by Ari Cohen September 27, 2006

Buffer

Those who live in the suburbs with unsophisticated tastes and enjoys common pop-culture. Popular term in the Pacific Northwest, North East and British Isles.

"That guy watches American Idle, he's way buffer.", "He's a buffer from Beaverton.", "Arena Rock is so buffer".

by NOMADonnie April 18, 2009

sex-buffet

A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky sex.

When I picked up the PBR at the liquor store I also grabbed a box of slim jims for the sex-buffet.

by peppermint soap October 13, 2006

buffer

The chick(s) who sucks the porn stars' dicks in between scenes to keep them hard (rarely the same person who sucks his dick on-scene).

Many porn flicks displays scenes of animalistic sex for up to 45-60 minutes. Do you really think the girl (or guy) can last that long? They actually take a lot of breaks, with several girls coming from behind scene to keep the guy aroused. These are the buffers.

by Rob Ta August 2, 2008

buffdiddy

A hooker who is extremly muscualar, able to kick your ass. Whenever having sex with this species of hooker always pay, or you will have your ass handed to you on a silver plate.

#1: Eh Dawg, there was a buffdiddy looking for you last night

#2: What you tell her

#1: Your street address, sorry main she was gona kick my ass

#2: FUCK MAIN IM A DEAD MAN WALKING

#1: Yeh main about that we cant hang out any more

by locked.yolk June 20, 2006