Braden Geiger

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches

Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe

by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

does braden love regina more

yes

Someone: “does braden love regina more?”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”

by PinkGorilla69 May 21, 2022

Braden

A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.

Man dude last night I totally Braden'd.

by Black Asshole January 7, 2012

Brenden

Loves to watch TikToks and claims to be “talking” to many of them, however this is just a cover up for him enjoying blowing other men

Oh it’s Brenden I wonder if he will blow me

by The merriman destroyer December 6, 2019

Braden

A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.

Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.

by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012

Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021