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Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 8, 2020
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Wellington Bouncer

The Wellington bouncer is a very specific and tedious sexual act, when done correctly can achieve great results. The Wellington bouncer recruited two guys(one short and lightweight and another tall and strong enough to care two people), and one very flexible chick.

The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.
Me, John and Beatrice got together and did the Wellington Bouncer. Me being the stronger guy out of us two, I didn’t mind having my buddy’s bare ass touch my chest, cuz at least Beatrice was gargling my meat in the process.
by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020
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Eli Bounce

When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest bounce every opportunity.
Hopped over the bunker? Damn, he got another Eli Bounce”
by Razo July 18, 2021
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BIG BOUNCER JOE

Big BOUNCER joe is a young but hung fella who protects the hoes and bros alike. If you look at him at him wrong guaranteed you're gonna be an aunt and have and extra sister or brother and son or daughter. Joe is normally a chava type guy who is keen in the profits of the business English defense org. A fella with a 15 incher plus massive testes. A guy who has abs on his abs and 6 pack
The opps go "Oh shit it'd Big BOUNCER joe run for life and hide your wife".
by Epic Reds December 25, 2021
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Baby bouncer

When a "man" impregnates a woman and ditches her. He is a baby bouncer.
Did you hear my friends man knocked her up and bolted?

Yeah what a baby bouncer!
by Concerned4you April 23, 2023
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House of the Bounce

Me: Dude help us defeat this Enemy, we're all dying.
Friend: Fuck that I'm House of the Bounce.
by Slugma November 16, 2018
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Brad's Bounce

When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.
Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.
by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020
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