The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014
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A La boca is a person that gets really annoying at times but is for some reason still talked to. Talks to people such as a person named Mansion Dude and La Boca Friend.
La Boca:hey Mansion Dude
Mansion Dude: what
La Boca: y'all are dating
Mansion Dude: no we aren't
La Boca: yes you are I saw you talking to her in the hallway
Mansion Dude: *shrugs his shoulders* ok and
La Boca: see you did it again
Mansion Dude: what
La Boca: y'all are dating
Mansion Dude: no we aren't
La Boca: yes you are I saw you talking to her in the hallway
Mansion Dude: *shrugs his shoulders* ok and
La Boca: see you did it again
by Made by you elsewhere October 4, 2019
Get the La Boca mug.A La boca is a person that gets really annoying at times but is for some reason still talked to. Talks to people such as a person named Mansion Dude and La Boca Friend.
La Boca:hey Mansion Dude
Mansion Dude: what
La Boca: y'all are dating
Mansion Dude: no we aren't
La Boca: yes you are I saw you talking to her in the hallway
Mansion Dude: *shrugs his shoulders* ok and
La Boca: see you did it again
Mansion Dude: what
La Boca: y'all are dating
Mansion Dude: no we aren't
La Boca: yes you are I saw you talking to her in the hallway
Mansion Dude: *shrugs his shoulders* ok and
La Boca: see you did it again
by Made by you elsewhere October 4, 2019
Get the La Boca mug.A La boca is a person that gets really annoying at times but is for some reason still talked to. Talks to people such as a person named Mansion Dude and La Boca Friend.
La Boca:hey Mansion Dude
Mansion Dude: what
La Boca: y'all are dating
Mansion Dude: no we aren't
La Boca: yes you are I saw you talking to her in the hallway
Mansion Dude: *shrugs his shoulders* ok and
La Boca: see you did it again
Mansion Dude: what
La Boca: y'all are dating
Mansion Dude: no we aren't
La Boca: yes you are I saw you talking to her in the hallway
Mansion Dude: *shrugs his shoulders* ok and
La Boca: see you did it again
by Made by you elsewhere October 4, 2019
Get the La Boca mug.When you piss off a user on social media enough that every one in the thread that agrees with you is blocked.
by Mr. Grime February 21, 2020
Get the Collateral blockage mug.The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind
Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage
by TacoFN March 29, 2020
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